shes trying to light up her bowl in front of the fan. everytime it blows it out she just gives it a dirty look.
Oh well. haha. i couldn't really understand what she was saying. i just nodded a lot. i guesss she found that sexy.
gotta love spring break
gotta love slutty girls from the south
Also, we should really buy some bandaids. Right now I'm using toilet paper and scotch tape, but I don't really think that's sanitary.
These margaritas aren't just going to regret themselves.
Please tell me I did not ask the bartender how big his dick was.
What a dumb baby whore.
I knew you were blacked out when you started refusing beer.
I said "I am wrapped in the Cocoon Of Comfort! You should go." He started to argue and I yelled "COCOON OF COMFORT!!!" silencing him
I'm not even mad. I was just trying to get a boner, you're the one that had to see that
I still don't like him. I'm also filled with alcohol, so I'll revisit the statement in the morning.
Went home w the NY Islander in a NY Rangers jersey, needless to say he was pissed
I'm up in my room and I just saw a naked guy sprint out into the streets from my mom's party downstairs
I'm planning our wedding on the computer and our threesome on my phone. At the same time.
I really need to stop turning to the BDSM dungeon masters of tinder whenever my heart hurts
Did you just affectionately call me a scrotum?
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