why didn't we just drop out of school years ago and become dominatrix bitches who beat men?
I don't know but we should still do that
I have no idea. I woke up naked on someones toilet locked in the bathroom with two baby kittens.
I'm pretty sure that I'm earning a horrible reputation with your friends, but I'm having a fucking great time in the process.
If you fuck her, Im going to call you and I want you to cough 2 times.
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dude. this chick is staring at me like i gave her brother herpes.
Of course he did. He is like the oprah winfrey for vaginas. Always giving that shit away.
He paid me $20 to swallow a baggie of glitter, which turned out to be the best decision I've ever made. My vomit has never been prettier.
Oh yeah and one of the strippers brought you chips and water when you were passes out next to the toilet. So that was nice
Yeah last night got weird fast. No lie, a kid pulled a butt-plug with a tail out of his ass.
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Truth be told it's significantly easier to get over someone when they file a police report on you
someone commented on last weekends photos impressed that so many homeless people wanted to take pictures with us. weird that those "homeless people" are our friends... right?
If I make it through this whole bridesmaid process without anyone knowing that I actually hate everyone but the bride, including the groom, I deserve a complimentary bottle of vodka.
What is ur current declared sexuality for my bingo board
i thought the time we went to a party with no shoes on was bad, how about the time you left with no pants on?
Don't send me pics of cunning dicks while I'm eating potato chips
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