And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
Wednesdays are like the thursdays of tuesdays... Drink time
The drugs are starting to wear off. Suddenly aware there's a girl with bald patches and 2 guys that don't have a full set of teeth between them.
i have a surprise for you that looks bigger since I found my body hair trimmer
God, for the last time, no I did not break my nose doing a keg-stand just for a nose job.
My lower body still feels like its been through a garbage disposal and a trash compactor. In that order.
I'm out of mixers so I am using sugar water. Times are tough.
It was like being fucked by the god of thunder, he gained power from the storm. I took a Plan B because I don't think regular birth control will stop Thor's sperm.
Hey please buy toilet paper today. Plastic grocery bags are starting to hurt now
I would totes reciprocate the nip pic, but I'm sick with a piece of tissue shoved up one of my nostrils and I'm just not feeling that ambitious. Sorry.
His mom said he was in the ER and asked for prayers and positive thoughts. Apparently, me wishing the clap on him is not what she had in mind.
My body hates me. Pretty sure I drank 3 pitches full of coffee last night and took two adderal. I slept and ran a marathon at the same time. You should see my bed.
I did wake up to a random meat and cheese plate next to my bed, that was a thrill.
I cant believe you made me read bad furry sexts
It’s a good thing I’m the only one in the office today. My boy toy stopped by and now there is jiz all over my desk and couch
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