Don't you send me to vm
there are certain things about getting into a cab to go home at 630 am that make me feel like a prostitute.
I feel like a great embryo-shaped weight has been lifted off my shoulders.
You took a fire extinguisher off the wall in the hallway to play Ghostbusters.
We talked about all of the sex positions that would better allow him to feed me grapes. I think I'm in love.
You should seriously consider super glueing your knees together
The power of my vagina can withstand any attempt of celibacy
I shouldn't trust a guy I just met with the pull out method. That's a big responsibility.
Immediate regret. She's like a chihuahua on crack.
I think I'll handle my grief by throwing myself headlong into lesbianism. Seems like a fitting tribute to you.
Lesson: Never rollerskate with a 40 in your hand unless you have a destination.
Only thig bad about that muscular chick from the gym is she liked it so rough I had to bust out a few wrestling moves from highschool
He also complimented my butt. High praise coming from a boob guy.
I'm glad there seems to be a general consensus regarding your ass
My diet has been 80% Fun Dip this week, soooo, no. Not good.
You're always so late and I'm always so drunk.
I woke up at 3am, top off, with campus security telling me to get dressed. Tonight was a GOOD NIGHT
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