wtf someone played my fucking brickbreaker games and lost i had ten fucking lives. ughhh
maybe you did when you were drunk
no way, i wasn't THAT drunk.
South Carolina's governor once cited "moral legitimacy" when he was a congressman voting for President Bill Clinton's impeachment. Karma is a bitch.
Just found a picture of a hobo making out with her tits...a HOBO
I am significantly less than sober now. Gonna make like, ten hotdogs.
It's a "party harder or raise your standards" kind if night.
no joke- she just sprinkled parmesan cheese into her champagne and slurred "I just need a little snack"
The attempted closet masturbation was unforgivable.
That was the most fucked up I've ever seen him. He had the fucking Canola Oil!
I smell like playdoh, sex, and ruined lives. I love the weekend
WHY CANT I FIND JUST A NORMAL DISNEY LOVING MAN TO PAINT WITH ALL THE COLORS OF THE WIND WITH!!
and then you proceeded to throw soup at him for calling you a bitch...a CAN of soup...
I don't want a big night. But I am okay if we wake up in a penthouse at Crown Casino.
There were no words. I got in his car, took my pants off, threw my shirt out the window, and got things started. After we were done I collected my clothes, gave him a kiss, and crept back into my house.
You're like the sex ninja. How doesn't he love you?!
I think I fell in love last night
That guy had a face tattoo and was named Cheddar. Please tell me you’re kidding.
Just bought shot glasses from the thrift store. I think the guy buying a winter coat was even judging me.
Just remember I’m your roommate with extremely questionable morals
Exactly, what could possibly go wrong
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