theyre doing shots to celebrate her boob jobs anniversary.
STOP acting like a freshman, you have a drivers liscence now AND a PERSCRIPTION for birth control. Dont give all sophmores a bad name. Woman Up
that girl is introducing herself into your group of friends one dick at a time.
you just used a box of cheese-its to get into the bar
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Just looked in the mirror and i look like ive been gang banged. Im so proud of my boyfriend it almost hurts
that wasn't rum that I poured down your throat while you were sleeping
Home. Hour long discussion with mom. Very frightened. Eating a sausage. Don't remember making it. Confused.
could you clean the juice and feathers off my bed I'm just not up for hangover cleaning.
yeah dropping that class because i really don't want to be known as the girl who fell asleep in class and threw up as she walked out for an entire semester
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I sent him a picture of my boobs instead of saying good morning. I'm trying to tell him how I feel in a language he'll understand.
he wouldnt let me in bed until i took off all the stickers i was covered in
Got a snapchat from Megan last night showing you sobbing about a burrito on the floor with Dan in the background trying not to laugh his ass off
Mixing Powerade and white wine has been one of my better ideas.
I just watched an old episode of Daria while eating brownies to cure day drunkness. Clearly I'm winning at adulting today.
He kept screaming "I am the thunder!" when he was riding me.
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