Incredible sex, Maddow, more sex, spoon, sex again
My penis looks like a roll of pennies
Oh. Ok. I get the hint.
Like a roll of pennies where the paper got wet & then dried all wrinkly and weird...
There is a mermaid on oprah and she looks nothin like ariel
Do you think girls in gamma phi sit around and think about how much they suck?
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The bartender laughed but the manager kicked me out when the mom conplained. There's no way my fart harmed that baby in any way
the girl next to me at the bar JUST looked down at her vagina and said "im going to get you fed". if i come home alone tonight...i give you permission to cut off my penis
i just remember sitting on this bed, naked, STILL WITH A CONDOM ON, and suddenly these random girls were in the room shouting at me
U asked everyone for their hoodies so u could "safely hug the cactus"
My mouth feels like I've been chewing on leather and firecrackers for the past 3 days
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Note to self; if you can light it on fire, you probs shouldn't drink it
I decided not to look up the nudes, because I believe that there is a line, and that mocking my old classmate's horrid nudes alone crosses that line.
Strip Simon Says: DO IT
There we go, I shall begin my attempt to achieve whore status today
Kids music just accidentally came on at this party. I didn't know how many stoners were here until they all sang along.
Honestly, I am sitting in my room watching Ciara videos and thinking I am super jealous of how she rides it.
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