then she woke up from sleeping for an hour and the first thing she said was "i regret it already"
im at that stage where all she has to do is cough or something and it pisses me off
let me put it this way. im never saying "join in or get out" again unless i know whos in the room.
well, it ended with me crying outside the strip club saying i don't want to be 21 anymoree. i'd say it was a great 21st birthday.
i realized really quickly that drinking a bottle of vodka and 3 crystal light packets wasn't the best idea i've ever had
if theres anything i pride myself on, its my ability to look homeless.
It got a little outta hand when you wanted to do body shots on the table.. at Dennys.. at 4 AM.. with lemonade
I just woke up to find the whole kitchen sick had been converted into a gravity bong.
Sudue. BIG CUP LOTS OF NOMNOMD TUOSPY
Nope she woke up in a hotel room alone on 55th street. A guy in a lamborgini gave her a ride this morning. She was walking barefoot home
Did you seduce any young men into coming home to your love nest of poutine and jäger bombs?
Buy Actually if the police need to find my body I'm on an air mattress in an apartment near a McDonald's that's all I see out dat Window
Oh my god I would go to planned parenthood the same day I get my nipples pierced
moral of my life: don't tell a guy you want to have sex with him. he'll get back together with his ex.
I got wine drunk and bought a hedgehog
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