Let's get naked and see who's stronger.
Everything is bigger in Texas. Including Colt's vagina.
One person in the car. Three blizzards. Alot of judging.
$1 margaritas. This happy hour needs to end.
She literally crushed my balls between her butt cheeks. It was both the greatest and worst thing ever. Dancers are awesome.
Judging by my dry clothes and wet sheets, I think I might have gotten out of bed, pissed ON it, covered it up, and passed out on top of it
Your lack of a response has proven you've clearly forgotten how crazy I am.
Convinced lucas all the eggs in the fridge are fertilized and now he's crying.
Whiskey and I have a long and stories tradition of excellence
We're 17 hours into a 3 day weekend, and he's already shitfaced. He fell of the dock TWICE and insisted on wearing a life jacket on dry land.
And for some reason I just want to have sex with EVERYTHING
Hahahaha who is sleeping in the garage on our beer pong table?
I put ketchup in a girls hair last night. I need a sorry balloon
I just added Tubthumping to the playlist for tonight. This is going to make or break the party.
Btw you guys passed out eating DP dough and watching Pocahontas... on a monday
it was stoner heaven..
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