We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
You should really come over right now. There's hot construction workers across the street. I'm gonna go pour beer on myself in a bikini on the sidewalk. See you in 5?
I haven't been "cry when you eat ben and jerrys" high in a while.
shape ups are the best shoes to wear when youre stoned. its like walking on little trampolines every step.
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And then she was like, "don't do anything. No blow jobs, don't let him stick his fingers in weird places because people have germs."
I'm in his phone as "nashville blowjob" he also has "cleveland blowjob" "vegas blowjob" etc. i'm okay with this.
Most sexually ambiguous night of my life. Kept switching from the NBA finals to the Tonys.
we played dirty jenga the drinking edition... some girl really just broke a rib? how do we even go this hard
Stop giving guys blow jobs because you're no good and it's messing up my sex life. Word gets around & then they think it's me and don't believe me when I say I have a twin. Learn to stuck dick right.
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Listen, unless you want to spend your birthday in a trunk, you better invite me
i was sitting in the back of a squad car completely stoned watching airplanes take off
Seriously insulted!! You can not share my dick pick with your gay brother. He won't quit poking me on fb
I can't hang out with this penis. I'll start thinking I like the person it belongs to.
when i was on the highway she passed out and knocked my transmission into nuetral with her forehead...that was an experience
It's 3 am. Nothing I've tried can get the taste of failure and vomit out of my mouth.
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