He's totally hot and awesome. And he's a Democrat
Good, so he won't mind when you kill the baby.
Apparently he doesn't remember leaving the bar
If I spent $100 at the bar and didn't get laid I wouldn't want to remember anything either
Dude, we totally smoked up inside a church organ last night. Add this to the epic list.
It was her first time with a girl so I put on my tegan and Sara playlist to really get the full experience.
I don't want to talk about her cat for two hours only to dry hump till I'm blistered. Not worth it.
I'm drunk, we're losing, and I'm in the visitors stands. This is about to get ugly.
His and hers buttplugs were a resounding success. Tru luv
If Anthony Weiner can get in trouble for sexting 2 or 3 girls I dunno how politicians will make it in 10 years.
Lol I would vote for a guy that is trying to be a senator that has a viral video of him motorboating a topless chick
well it can jab him in the chin so I am 100% sure he can suck his own dick
I'm sitting here with a heating pad and a fan on me eating snow caps off of my boobs
At first it will make you think "how is this physically possible?" and then it will ruin an entire food group for you.
Nothing says hey I wanna be your friend again like ambushing me with a dick pic
His favorite positions involve choking me out. I'm marrying him.
I JUST SENT A TOILET SELFIE TO THE WRONG PERSON.
He came and farted at the same time. My life is over.
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