is it bad that the cashier at chick-fil-a shouted "see you tomorrow!" as i drove away?
Why dose there have to be another girl there for you to do this?
its hotter. Way hotter.
standing in the yard with no pants on waiting for google maps to come and take a picture.
I just saw a van full of amish parents and their kids. Those cheating mother fuckers!
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The last thing I remember is him grabbing my ass and telling me he knew where the jello shots were, so I followed him.
He probably smells like baby powder and sexual identity crisis.
You told the cop at mobil to keep it real and look both ways before crossing the street.
I ended up at these random girls' house they are smoking weed out of a gun
This conversation has now reached a level of awkward that even a passerby streaking hobo couldn't break.
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You know you gotta reevaluate your life when the first thought that comes to mind after you wake up is 'at least I'm still alive'
You tried to wave to Meg on Family Guy and got upset because she wasn't waving back
Just bought a gingerbread house kit and pregnancy tests. Happy holidays.
I sleep better at night when I win things. I never really weep for others.
I decided to do drugs in front of her because if anyone can handle the truth it's a ghost
As she came, she moaned Roll Tide. I kid you not.
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