thanks for house sitting, cat must be hiding again... everything go ok?
... about that ...
I'm telling lies about you to make you look like a good person
You dont understand. she was my french AND spanish teacher. that's 2 kinds of freaky. i have to find her on facebook.
The waiter to-go cupped my bloody mary without me even asking. THAT hungover.
Housing came buy and confiscated our shopping cart :(
You know the party was great when the birthday girl gets arrested
it was either a cry for help or you were gargling vodka. we didnt care either way.
That man gives me hope. I can't help it. And by "hope" I mean "wood."
I just pulled the nickels from earlier out of my bra in class. The guy next to me is either terrified or intrigued.
Nutrition teacher wants anything i eat or drink documented for the week including dancefestopia. Do you know the recommended daily ammount of psylicybin or MDMA?
There were firefighters and a fire truck up the street. I asked what was wrong and their exact words were "Just a tiny explosion; it'll be all right"
I'm sitting here with a band aid on my labia, this is a first
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weed, brooklyn, rough sex.
slept with a 6'5 mountain man from Montana and then he played 'Girls Just Wanna Have Fun' on repeat..
there's still a lot i don't remember, like why my iphone's nailed to your wall
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