BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
we are cooking lunchables pizzas on a fire pit.
the snow is so cold on my vagina.
why do you have snow on your vagina?
vodka and heels.
And then he used the flashlight app to illuminate me giving him head. Thanks IPhone
I told him I don't date guys unless they play a musical instrument. So, he's here and he brought a kazoo.
I would say I am sorry for punching you last night, but I found the pictures you took on my camera and it all came rushing back.
It's that "make a Pringle and Twinkie sandwich" kind of depression.
It's 10AM, she's drunk blaring veggie tales and I have a paper to write you've got to be fucking kidding me
Oh and in case you were wondering it is not a good idea to eat weed brownies and then go out to the bar. When I got off the bar stool my high had just hit me and I felt like Bambi taking his first steps
alright. I just need to set some ground rules, no lighting me on fire, and no broken bones. fair?
I'll just save you what dignity you have left by letting what happened die with your lack of memory and/or liver.
Honestly I'm not even that excited to see my boyfriend. I'm more excited to see his penis. His penis inside of me.
Yea it's also hard to turn down a man asking you out with a chicken sandwich.
just wanted to eat pizza off his dick so he let me and he can never forget it
What happens if you die with an erection? Does it stay hard? Disclaimer: I'm high.
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