Never fear I pulled out... she had "lies about taking birth control" written all over her
I'm glad you trust me to be your sex stat keeper.
The mass text at 3:12AM offering "free scrotum tastings" will have repercussions
She came to college a virgin and left on court order. We ruined her.
Being drunk at the hospital is better than i expected. I got to hide and play in the little kids waiting area. Btw no one is hurt
I'm deep cleaning my room right now. Not sure if it actually needs it or if I'm just trying to symbolically cleanse myself of the last 24 hours.
I just watched the lion king for the first time in years. It's like the equivalent of a really good blow job.
He changed his profile picture to him as a baby. Definitely a turn off. This will help in my "don't-be-a-slut-endeavors"
that's the best thing i've ever said to a penis
Can we just discuss how hundreds of miles away we were both beyond drunk and in some boys bed. That is the definition of friendship.
I can't! Its just like the night that I bathed you, I didn't tell anyone.
So you're saying you don't want to be with her anymore because she likes sex to much and is just to hot?
Well when you say it that way it makes me sound like an idiot.
You are an idiot.
I can recall having this conversation with a three year old, but go on
okay yeah but you've seen me eat jambalaya naked
Not sure how but he broke three of his fingers while giving a blowjob. How does someone that accident prone survive to adulthood?
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