Luol and I just scored with two 40 year old married chicks. They dropped us off on the way to soccer prctic. The kids in the back were confused. Call me.
HE had a tribal tattoo tramp stamp, jasmine.
I may have just googled Muppet Treasure Island drinking game
she kept peeing on everything and yelling it was now her property.
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Jello bowls to the fucking face, that or ramen spiked with liq. Those are the only options in this house.
hes out at the street wearing a tophat and a monocole and carrying a cane and greeting every car that drives by
he just went across the street and into someones house and we could hear him inviting them over from the front porch
I'm not a horrible person, I just see what everyone chooses to politely ignore.. And occasionally say it aloud whilst deeply intoxicated.
Woke up naked next to Alex and he was braiding my hair and then commented on how healthy my hair was. I don't even know anymore..
Never backflip into an above ground pool. I think the gash will be smaller by Monday though.
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I want to just live in between your butt cheeks.
I was stuffing my vagina with gummy bears last night having him eat them out of me. Team Haribo for the win!
I'm pretty sure I just smoked a chunk of cat food. Thought it was something else. No reply needed.
I came over to get dick...not to watch you vacuum....at 2 AM
Ok maybe second best. He dated a stripper. Can't compete with that level of hoeness
He agreed to matching Christmas pajamas today, no guy does that for a girl he’s not seriously considering marrying.
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