I just mistook a monk for someone with the newest colored snuggie.
i dont know what to do
with your life?
no, with my silly bandz, im already wearing 3
The only reason I give him head is because I know i'll get a back rub.
wow.
But it's a REALLY good back rub.
Well, let me tell you, it was the most vivid sex dream I've ever had. More so than the Paris Hilton one I had in 05. And about as weird.
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Do you think I could put your penis on reserve for tonight or tomorrow night?
I'm never waking up next to someone after sex again. It's alllll downhill from there.
Hes trying to fuck me on a bear rug. Not saying no.
I have a rage boner right now. An actual erection brought on by the amount of sheer hatred I have towards nationwide.
We had sex and then I offered him a cookie...while he was still inside of me. Basically he's in love
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Operation: 12 Dick pics of Christmas was a sweeping success, thanks for asking!
So basically he is jobless, a potential serial killer, and has poor taste in music? We simply don't have time for that.
You were drunkenly dancing with a statue you affectionately referred to as "The Captain." I wasn't going to deny your happiness.
I mean I did fuck her boyfriend, the least I could do is post happy birthday on her Facebook wall.
It makes me so happy that my local liquor store has a black lab that is there every day. Really tho - it makes the higher prices excusable.
No, Ethan, handcuffs and friendship bracelets are not "basically" the same thing.
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