Obv we're gonna bbm each other in bed
Just got kicked out of the ocean for being "unsafe".
Do you realize we just stole 12 dollars worth of quarters each from the office petty cash just to get manicures? New high or New Low?
I just punched cris angel in the balls. I have photos.
Just saw the pics you left in my phone. thanks for reminding me that last night was not a dream.
Literally just as i started to cum the church bells next ot my house began to ring. either it was the most epic timing ever or god was watching and congratulating me
when a girl feels in her heart, the way she feels in her vagina, anything is possible.
she screamed "gravy"!!! in the guys face and then stole the very large mans food in line ahead of us... that was just the beginging of the police report.
There are cops on horseback in our back yard
She really is something else.
Words cannot describe what though. The best way to describe her is to say it like watching a bear and a whale have sex. You don't know why it's happening or how. But it's rather funny and you can't look away.
Thats like me asking what you think of antisocial polish guys with mysterious rashes
I apologize for being mean. I love the blender and your vagina.
You had sex with a mute, how is that not funny
"YOU ALWAYS BEEN A HOE YOU ALWAYS GONE BE A HOE. THAT'S JUST THE WAY IT'S GONE BE." overheard at temple
How do I tell my boss I have slutty fantasies about him, me and his conference room table?
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