Where you at
assisting at a photo shoot in williamsburg till 7ish. wassup?
Doesn't matter. I already jerked off in your bed.
I dont know why I dont listen to you more often. He wont stop texting me. And his signature is "dancing with no panties on"
she gave me a disgusted look and asked how i could live with myself. because i havent seen the rocky horror picture show. and then dumped me.
I had to download the flashlight app so I could finish taking a dump when the power went out.
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if it doesnt flame it aint got game is a bad drinking motto eyebrow-wise.
eyebrows regrow, your balls dont
Less than a month to graduation and I'm still blacking out on the reg tonguing down the closest breathing organism preferably with a penis but I'm flexible, and still havent figured out how to be functional on Fridays. WHY don't they teach us valuable shit at this institution!?
I'm seriously considering refraining from drinking on school nights.
I like how you say that with 4 school days left of the school year..
My mom told me to get it out of my system now bc once I hit 30 it's not acceptable to get "white girl wasted".
Holy shit, I wanna ride him into the horizon.
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My new years resolution is going to be to stop drunk snapchatting old hook ups asking them when we're going to bang again
go for it girl, the world is ur dick oyster
She wanted to get out of there before you guys woke up so she wouldn't let me find my underwear. Lol So I apologize to whoever finds that in your room.
Remember when you gave their 80 year old doorman a line of molly at 5am?
the gnome is staring at me and the pineapple is wearing shorts. I don't want to do this anymore.
I look like a hot mess, emphasis on the hot now, more emphasis on the mess later
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