No, don't ignore my call, i just need to know, whats cuter a pig in boots or a miniature horse sitting down..
i friday night watching house. god, i need a life, friends, and a legitimate fake id.
it felt like I walked into a Tool Academy challenge
you only had a canadian ten, but you said it was all good cuz you would just by molson.
If u were an xman, what would ur power be? I would shoot lasers from my boobs.
He just said "fuck you" to the bowl he's eating things out of
Oh so it was one of those "I shouldn't have gotten in a cab with a random 21 year old girl" kinda nights.
I think all I remember saying is, "I love Chris Berman's voice" and then I passed out
It's legal now for me to leave my boyfriend and marry you.
It's a gay bachelor party, it's not like dignity is to be expected
Is cat milk safe for human consumption?
Oh, that was the alley that I ate a pine cone in.
I want to die, ON THAT, with that INSIDE ME. ironically, I sense that would be the only time I'd feel alive.
Well, I wish you luck on finding out who your boyfriend is
people need to understand when I say I don't want to drink anymore that doesn't mean tempt me with another bottle of Jose Cuervo.
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