And then I'm going to yell into her vagina and see if it echoes
why does he always try to puke into shot glasses
i've eaten like 19 popsicles... what the fuck have you done today?
You should have hard cock pics on hand to send in the situation that you can't stop driving, pull out your cock, browse the countless pics I've sent you of my tits, get him hard and text a pic through. I mean, it's simple sexting ettiquette.
Ok let me just clear up this blowjob thing first so we can talk about your grandpa
So for St Paddys day I colored my junk green and got a little hat for him....wanna see it before I sober up....
Stop it. You know what r&b does to my body
I tried to help you up but you said "let me dance it off"
Like tbh you're not doing anything that screams I'm drunk and yet nothing says I'm going to spend $30 on McDonalds and make out with a stranger like that picture
I will take a ruler to your dick so help me god
And on a positive note i found a list that i made in 3rd grade titled "what to do if you want a guy to like you"
Did I tell you he put a lobster carcass on his dick?
We were making eye contact while i was throwing up.
Also I've decided to start stealing shot glasses after I do the shots. You in?
The smell of pee and coconut conditioner still makes me think of him
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