You're a womanizer and a bitch.
Whats contracted in vegas does not stay in vegas....
She was wasted. Kept yelling "what if I'm pregnant" and trying to push me into the tree. First and last time I bring a girl to my family christmas party.
I wish Denzel Washington would coach my flip cup team..
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when i went to the store to buy my pregnancy test they were giving carnations to all the moms and they gave me one and said "just in case"
Just abandoned him for a bowl of soup and the living room floor...hope the window replacement guys don't get a show..I miss you!
Nice. Don't spend your therapist's co-pay on Jaeger bombs.
It looks like sephora exploded on his dick, so i assumed I was the second girl that gave him head that night.
Idk he's just laying there passed out with a French fry up his nose and without any pants on. Boner and everything.
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I'm so hungover all I can do is stare at my curser and hope it starts moving on its own
We won 11 games of beer pong, and then I spent a half hour trying to get into the top bunk. Then i realized it was a cabinet in the bathroom
WE HAVE WINE WHERE ARE YOU GUYS WE ARE BY THE GIANT EAGLE
I or someone else dumped a lot of glitter into my boobs last night.
This is a weird combination of planning and sexting but whatever
Sex was followed by homemade breadsticks. I waited till after the breadsticks were gone to tell her i had a gf.
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