So now everyone thinks I don't know what a condom is
Deffinety need to stop having sex on the beach just took a dump and it was mostly sand
My vag should have a twitter account. It would be like "destroyed another condom today".
I think she kind of thinks she's better than us now ... please. I go to Michigan.
She touched you, you're now contaminated for 48 hours. Please watch out for rashes, hives and STDs as she's known to have all three.
are any of them hardcore sluts...just absolute worthless human beings? if not the paper wins
He noticed there was ketchup on his shirt and took it off. Noticed there were people there and put it back on. Then he saw the ketchup again. He must have taken his shirt on and off about 6 times
My nipple rings set off the metal detector at the courthouse this morning.
well.. I tried flushing my sandals down the toilet
I don't remember much but I think I'm wearing your underwear, and for that, I am extremely grateful.
Just got flashed by an entire bus of girls in school uniforms. We then had to wait beside each other at a light. It was awkward.
Also just throwing this out there I don't think anyone who brings another girl back to your bed to share with you can qualify as a frigid bitch
They used the ice bucket from their room to drink beer from and called it the "Holy Grail"
Her roommate was talking on her cell when I came out of the bedroom and I definitely heard her describe how shitty and terrified I looked. Awesome.
Ive been high since the plane left the ground in Los Angeles and Ive been in Chicago. Right now, Im on a train headed towards downtown to go to an anime convention. At this point, I am just taking life as it comes, furries and all.
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