Are you guys doing anything tonight?
Krysta
physics? naw man, teacher told us it was casual friday, so i decided to be super casual and not go.
yeah it was kind of like, i'm 27 and still live in a frat house.. you honestly expect me to have "moral fiber" and a "conscience"
I just walked into his bathroom to see two poops floating... no toilet paper. WTF!?
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It's like the god of all feather dusters, but for your vagina
It really is the softest mustache
The chick working the drive through at BK on New Years stuck her head out the window and told me there were no line ups for the bathrooms inside so i should go in there. I just kept squatting and peeing and told her it would prob help business.
I got 87 likes on my changed relationship status. It's official. I'm way more fucking awesome single.
They're mostly guys
Early bird gets the worm.
Just bartered a McD's cheeseburger and fries for two pitchers. Oregon Trail ain't got shit on me.
Then again, he has huge mansions.
*manboobs.
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Today, my weed came in a pokéball. I officially love my dealer.
My dad told me to bring weed to easter Sunday dinner..
Also a shrinking boner emoji would be helpful
He asked me if I've ever had my ass ate and there was no polite way to say yeah your brother's pretty in to that 😂 I went with "no"
Is it something I'm going to want to hug you for or slap you for?
Is it bad if I look at someone i dont know and just want to punch them in the face?
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