sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
Third unemployed latin in my bed this week. I'm on a roll
Yeah i wasn't gonna go out but then i was like im not gonna get my dick wet stayin at home studying
Tostitos Scoops as shot glasses. Eat for chaser.
She called all of my friends to find out where I was last night. 7 out of ten said their place.
a 6'8" white kid in a Lin jersey just wandered out of my gay kid brother's room. when does spring break end, again?
No, absolutely not. If you see that cunt, throw confetti or eggs at her.
That's a pretty extreme jump from confetti to eggs
Full contact beer pong was definitely not my best idea.
I'm mentally preparing myself to hang out with him by staring into the mirror saying "thou shalt not get naked" over and over.
i know i saw many looks of jealousy when i walked solo into subway carrying a cheesy gordida crunch after taco bell closing hours
I'm sure for most of the people, it was the one and only miracle they will see
If I am telling you about the details of the shits I take I probably don't want to have sex with you. Probably.
She has no problem going ass to mouth, but won't eat the pizza crust. I don't get it.
What's the best way to tell someone that I accidentally wound up in a gay harem?
THIS IS NOT A LAUGHING MATTER, CAITLIN. MY PARENTS ARE FUCKING. LOUDLY.
I’m so poor I’m filling a flask with vodka and bringing it to the bar.
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