I took off my bra and money fell out...how crazy was I tonight?
Told a girl i wanted to feel her bellybutton from the inside... I need to learn how to flirt
I just realized that if I marry him I will have the same last name as spiderman. this makes my decision so much harder.
if you could put a roof over IU campus it would be the biggest whorehouse in the nation
well, someone with very low standards is getting their dick sucked
This dude. Just lost. A finger. He asked us for tape.
See what happens chris. I told u not to invite her over. Now shes on her way to jail and were stuck with two pomeranians.
Tranny group. Dance off. Horse hair and dicks swinging. I. Cant. Unsee. This.
Was there a condom involved? Because he was saying he wanted a kid. Repeatedly.
She told me she ate a whole pizza today, and I just wanted to hug her forever.
i regret nothing
brb throwing up in the dishwasher
i regret everything
I'm just waking up. I awoke in a towel (I must have showered at some point),i also found a half eaten McChicken in my bed and vomit in the toilet. Seems like I'm winning at life
Riddle me this: How does one check in at the Marriott, but wake up at the W?
But what if there are 6 people and they end up just pairing the off into 3 couples. Is it still an orgy?
we're having rib night followed by a cultural enlightenment party
whats a cultural enlightenment party
we eat nachos and drink margaritas and tequila till we pass out
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