Yeah, where have you been?
Clearly not facebooking enough. Sweet jesus.
when i grow up i'm putting garbage disposals in all showers of my house so when you vomit in the shower its easy clean up
Just because he's a soilder doesn't mean his dick is a hero.
Right before we were going to have sex he said it was his "lucky condom" I don't know if that means its used or what.. But I'm freaking out either way.
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he was drinking cheap vodka with warm tap water and a packet of crystal light. if that's not an alcoholic then idk what is
NEVERCLEAR, NEVER AGAIN.
I can't leave. She doesn't trust me and my penis being out in the world without supervision.
It's what America was founded on: former hookups referring you for a job four years later.
I hope they realize that to me "collecting their mail" is synonymous with "fucking in every room in their house, and twice in the party shower."
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I'm bringing Sergeant Single Slut out this weekend. I hope you're ready for her.
We have bigger issues at hand... Does anybody know someone in the kalamazoo area that is missing a pair of stilts ?
But college guys get to crossfade so there's that
No idea what that is
Like getting bent? When you drink and smoke together...
I'm 30 stop using your cool kids words
Come to find out, there is a place where binge drinking and aggressive head butting is completely appropriate. In a mosh pit, Travis is just a regular dude!
All she has to do is text me and my dick gets hard. It doesn't matter what it's about. Last text was about a homeless dude
Why did the sexual harassment class show a clip from frozen?
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