I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
Lavender boy was great at seduction and crappy in bed.
So she couldn't stop dragging her teeth while she was blowing me.
Ahh dude, that fucking sucks, what'd you do about it?
Decided to drag my teeth while eating her out... She got the point.
Why is there an empty beer bottle in the shower?
Why wouldn't there be.
I feel like she's the kind of girl who always ends up with guys who have oddly shaped dicks..
She started crying. I don't think she's gotten head from a sax player before.
they're mlb prospects.. of course i'm gonna bang one of them.
I just sat through a State Farm mortgage Insurance commercial to watch a Trick Daddy video. Is this the target audience they are going for here?
You can wear my underwear. It'll be like old times.
tell her i changed her phone's unlock password to be the length of my fully erect penis in centimeters. I'll be in my room for the next two hours.
I told you you to bring something to share....you brought tequila and a condom
And then the templeton police were like "oh I remember her, yeah the blue haired girl that we picked up cause she was passed out drunk on the side of the road"
It's whatever. Titanic is about to be on and we have wine, which is basically crying juice. Leo, Kate, and I will be having a lovely, pants free evening.
We were making out and truffle butter was playing in the background. I stopped mid make out session and said, "I'm really sorry but I have to rap Nicki's part."
let me assure you that a rugburn on your forehead is the worst side effect of tequila i have experienced to date.
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