): 100 percent naked, unless you count a tiara as clothing.
I must say, I don't like the act of throwing up, but the feeling after is quite delightful
As a driver I hate pedestrians, and as a pedestrian I hate drivers, but no matter what the mode of transportation, I always hate cyclists.
I'm lit.While shaving my legs I pretended the razor was a tractor cutting down corn. Noises included.
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Just considered the plausability of using my detachable showerhead as a beer bong. Has my life really devolved to this?
What a great world we live in when USPS can tell you that your drugs have been delivered.
I swear some just paged for more cock rings over the intercom.
That feels better than graduating college or that time I tried to ride a llama. Did you know they really spit?
im not trying to sound dramatic, but im covered in microwavable lasagna
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You have not lived until you and a ginger miget chick are jumping and waving your arms in a pitch black bathroom to turn on the motion lights. Yes, today I have officially lived.
just bought myself a "your about to get violated in every way so you deserve this chipotle" steak bowl.
I always make inappropriate sexual decisions during the holidays
Dude, she had a pound of gunpowder in her closet. I for sure got a fear boner.
But being sober is boring. Everything takes so long, I feel like I'm just waiting in line to die.
According to the office gossip the new secretary is “a homewrecking whore”. Think I should spend $27 on a fake wedding ring?
Yes! Want that picture of you and my nephew?
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