They have edible shot glasses at target.
There really is a God.
Drinking Grey Goose on the toilet. Don't make me graduate.
CNN just did a special on how to do heroin safely.. I recorded it for us
My vibrator challenges you to a duel.
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Tell them you aren't trying to make money, you are just the mr rogers of weed,its such a good feeling a very good feeling the feeling you know that were friends
Nothing is working I'm going to die alone and on hold with a State Farm representative
My nonexistent future grandchildren will one day ask me when I knew I'd lost control of my life. And now I know.
We were fucking in the boat on the lake when another boat saw us and honked their appreciation.
i asked my neighbor to open a bottle of vodka once and then we slept together
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I'm sure if Robin Williams was still with us he would want you to see boobs.
I mean, don't most people have like a two week grace period where it's okay to ditch new friends?
Last night when we banged she had nothing else on but socks that said 'property of Jesus' on them.
honestly i've never been more attracted to you than when you threw up on my floor
But I’m still curious to know... how did the homemade porno go?
Thanks for fucking the skin off my dick
It was a joint effort between my vagina my feet and your hand you can't just blame that all on me
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