can we get nightvision for the apartment?
I'm making progress with her.. She actually looked at me today and gave me a dirty look. Things are going real good.
So Ive decided I have serious issues. Im walking around the school with a bag labeled booze money collecting from people while slightly hungover at 8:20 in the morning, and nobody is questioning me.
walmarts paint section shouldnt be open at 3am
We decided I could make bicurious-jitos or ho-meh-jitos or heteroflexible-jitos. But not homojitos.
He's hungover and at the neighbour's garage sale negotiating a price for a tuba.
I'm also 3/4 on the frats. Its like my goal of traveling to all 7 continents, but different somehow and a lot less morally sound.
Sex last night was mind blowing. your wife is one lucky lady.
Direct quote from her that tipped me off I was getting some: "I want to jump on his shoulders and wrap my legs around his face"
I haven't received a dick pic from him lately. He's not even my boyfriend and I'm concerned. I hope he's alright.
My boobs looked so good under the black light I saw a girl physically cover her boyfriend's eyes.
Never in my life have I been so excited to nap as I am right now.
Still drunk. lying on the floor just rubbing my cats nipples
Don't worry. I have logic.... just not morals.
If I didn't have booty calls, my apartment would never get clean
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