can i drink enough to forget this semester even happened?
I just found glitter on my vibrator... whatever we're doing has to stop
I guess I really am the only person in this world who can successfully have a no-strings-attached threesome on the beach.
Throwing up in his bed is not a step up in your relationship
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The cab driver is now flexing at a red light...
sending him nudies in gran's hospital bathroom. you?
although steph and I had 3 bottles of wine by that point and watched an opera that featured a black dildo so anything was possible really
So I'm going to regale you with a tale of someone who went out, was fed way to many shots, got super wasted and now has a date with one of the security guards from the building but has no idea what his name is. That someone is me
So do you want to be the old guy picking up a girl in a mini skirt who may be slightly buzzed before noon from college, or shall i walk over?
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Nothing kills the mood like him going to slap my ass and he hits his balls at the same time
STOP FUCKING TELLING PEOPLE ABOUT THAT TIME THAT GUY CAME ON MY FACE WHILE I WAS ASLEEP!!!
Apparently stoned me thought eating chips in the shower was a good idea.
Want to have dinner and we can talk about how my vagina can make you feel better?
Mid thrust, say hold on I need a pic for my friend.
Just bedazzled a flask, while drinking out of it. Hot glue is EVERYWHERE.
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