Cool, see you soon... she just admitted to her friends that it was a queef.
No. You are not the Kate in this relationship. I will do what I want.
We fucked twice, I went to the bathroom to freshen up, and came back to him playing "Your Body is A Wonderland" on his guitar naked in my bed.
I am trying to figure out how to tell this kid i have a boyfriend in a way that still allows me to smoke free weed
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Why am I the only one concerned that there's a dog in the movie theatre?
I almost shit my pants in anger over your moral sanity.
I don't know where I am and I feel like a hippo shat in my mouth. This sofa is comfy though.
I just stabbed open a can of Spaghetti Os with a spork. Who says I cant take care of myself?
I had to run home with my hands covering my tits this morning. How does this keep happening?
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I'm cutting her off I can't have my good name soiled with these kinds of shenanigans
Shit is preposterous
Must've forgot to hang up with her when I was telling Josh I plan to pop champagne if I nail her tonight. She showed up with a bottle and said "only if we can toast it with Josh"
I can't. I'm going camping this weekend. I do have a life outside of your dick.
Well that didn’t go as expected.
I mean, it ended in you giving each of them a blowjob, so it kinda did.
you have 30 seconds to convince me not to grab this guy's crotch in front of his girlfriend
I got drunk. Then I took a shit.
It was a good shit
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