She wants her shit back. Clearly she missed the cheaters-get-their-shit-ritually-burned clause.
My insides feel lik shag carpet. It is awesome
I didn't think her British accent was real until I saw how fucked up her teeth were.
Just had to explain to the nurse WHERE I have poison ivy. Great Day
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I just opened up the mens room door to a dude pissing in the urinal and pointing at himself in the mirror
Once again there IS no outside bathroom. Never has been, that is the balcony
I'm really proud of her, she waited until she was on tiled floor to start puking on the ground
while we were making out your friend starting kissing my toes and all you had to say was "just go with it"
Climbing out Mr. Friday night's bathroom window. He thinks I'm puking. Be on state st. with the getaway car and if you could bring me a shirt and some advil that'd be dandy.
So proud. See you in five. I've got coffee.
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I'm cutting her off I can't have my good name soiled with these kinds of shenanigans
Shit is preposterous
He came back with a Butterfinger and vibrator batteries. There's no refusing him now.
Kind of like the new iOS 10 because I can send sexts with fireworks or confetti. Really gets the point across
Gary just stuck his dick in his Guinness. I can't even make this up
I think I may have fully transcended this spectrum of life. I can see beams of light man. Down to the photons
What
The only downside is I can't stop skipping
I just had the polyamorous Canadian hockey player do the splits while naked in a handstand at my apartment just now. And yes, I know it’s 1:30am on a Thursday.
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