using no condom is gross. my vagina has a dress code.
I like the name aiden. he likes stella. I told him they're coming out of my vagina, and I will name them what I damn well please. Stella goes.
I can only name 15 people I've had sex with - can I just start claiming that as my sex number?
I was ready to fuck him until he pulled the "I might be bi curious" card. Now its turned into a guilt fuck. It's like he's a 3rd world child in need of a sexual orientation.
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Yep. It's going to be us, strippers, and drag queens.
A glittery, gay, heavily makeuped, scantily dressed clusterfuck.
I'm sitting in my room naked waiting for him. When he gets here im going to make him do 20 pushups and lick my clit for a hour
come over we're fb stalking guys who were dressed as bananas last night because i can't remember which one i blew
He used the ring emoji and we've gone out four times. What is my life.
Is this like a preordered booty call?
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Dude. Got a sore throat. Don't know if it's because my body is rejecting Michigan or cause of the bad ass blow job I gave last night
I'm wearing a fleece onesie eating pop tarts on the train to work. Killing it.
its a recording of you guys having sex?!
its actually 30 minutes of him begging and then 2 minutes of sex.
So I woke up this morning to find my laptop open, with a google search for "where to buy marble", and a hungover naked northern girl in my bed who told me that I claimed to be a sculptor last night and that I promised to sculpt a bust of her hands...
Took my nervous poop earlier then expected it's gonna be a good day
He ate me out in a golf cart while I watched the sunset. You are so right, golf skirts do provide amazing access.
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