Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
ugh, i have officially sinned in all of my cute clothes. i can't even wear any of them without feeling regret.
Breakfast of vicodin and eggs out of a solo cup at about three in the afternoon on a wednesday...I have my life together
Not just anyone can homewreck on three continents simultaneously
you are my hero
Just when I think I'm the one with the problem, I get home for the holidays and the family shows me what alcoholism is really about
Hey since its national brother week is that eiffel tower option with your girlfriend still on the table?
I say we start a new tradition. I came up with it all by myself. It's called work out, lay out, black out
Why do I have a missed call from "The Anaconda" ?
I feel that it is my duty to the human race to invent a colon squeegy
Your cock deserves a montage
I'm just so happy. I go to sleep and when I wake up there will be chocolate milk and penis.
We need to make tonight low-budget
Is this your way of suggesting flasks?
We played a 4 hour game of True American then we fucked on the floor for a couple hours Happy 20th to me
He signed my ass with a Waffle House pen.
I think I recall josh coming in to the room to tuck us in and give us a few condoms and I threw them back all furious and told him 'we don't use those.' Oh god
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