Obama just said the words "we're all in this together." I wanted to start singing high school musical
you told him to eat candy out of your ear instead of your vagina because you had your period. never. drink. AGAIN.
: am i supposed to send the mass text 'merry christmas!' to my booty calls too?
they just tried to tell me they weren't big into drugs. A) it was the 70's. B) I've seen the pictures.
So at what point while he was throwing up on the girl next to him did you think "yeah, im going to hit that"
Normal vaginal pH: 3.8 to 4.5. Of course it tastes like a 9-volt. I could run a potato clock on that thing.
But mostly fuck him senseless. Render him speechless. Have him look at my vagina and wonder, "WHAT SORCERY IS THIS?!"
Hypothetical Question: Would you take a cougar bullet for me?
We need to get you laid. Or i fear you might explode like a firework of sexual innuendos and unfulfilled erotic fantasies.
Today is the day I die from a hangover. I love you, mom. Farewell.
nana can keg stand better than me. should i be proud?
Im like a saiyan, last weekends hangover will only make me stronger
Ate his Chinese food and drank his beer and played with his chihuahua. All while wrapped in a towel while he was sleep.
I don't even know if he's actually hot or just hot because he plays hockey..
You did not just say that.
What can I say, I just want your vagina in my mouth.
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