My sis friend said it was fake then described it as "scary"...greatest adj ever applied to my dick
I want to dip my vagina in sugar. Not only will it be sweet, but it will have a nice sparkle.
Stuck behind a lady in her 70's purchasing a plastic handle of vodka and nothing else. She is writing a check. Hello future.
i'm as serious about my hair as jesse from full house.
that is uncle jesse to you, show some respect.
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We had a complete conversation while I was giving him head, at one point he even stopped me and said 'I love how we're just hanging out.'
the crazy preacher outside Willard just began a monologue that began with "when i look at a vagina." We should stop by there more often
she got to the point every few minutes she checked to see if her boobs were still there.
Is everything ok? Last time I missed your call you were being arrested.
I'm eating those little wheels of cheese and watching storage wars, this is the opposite of sex.
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i remember going to sleep after the 4th time i threw up this morning and hoping i didn't have to again because then it would be uneven between saturday and sunday. my ocd is getting out of control
It was awk he was sittin on a plastic backyard chair in his underwear and high white socks in the dark watching the nuggets game
She had a baby Jesus butt plug
I wore my lizzie mcguire socks to the bar last night. Because that's how i get all the ladiez
Yeah. I got a Tetnus shot then partied like it was 1999.
Thank you for stopping me from getting a butt tattoo. That was a good call.
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