when im bored during the day i often think, what do people who dont get high do with their day.. i came to the conlcusion that everyone must be getting high
yeah i was sneaking up to her room and on the way i saw a picture of her and left
have u ever looked at the reflection of the water n watched the poop come out of u?
why can't you just be normal
We need to stop celebrating holidays that dont belong to us
she always winds up in the cupboards its nothing new.
did you come by the house last night? I found a half eaten corn dog in the mail box.
My dad got me a charm braclet....his way of trying to support my gayness....
We just had a sexually tense moment where we both chose the trough the pee. I love gay clubs.
Hooker in the library. I repeat, we have a hooker in the library. This is not a drill.
She tried to gratify me left handed. Let's just say I've been placed on the 15 day DL.
I ditched my one night stand in the hotel lobby. How did he add me on Snapchat?
I mean we all knew i was gonna get arrested eventually but shoplifting is lame so dont tell anyone. Well just let them assume public nudity or something
My ex boyfriend literally just asked "who needs porn?". This is EXACTLY why I dumped his ass.
Is 10AM too early for pizza and Dr. Pepper?
Only if 5PM is too early to be drunk. And when has that ever stopped us?
Dude I left his house at 5:30 a.m. after you peed on his front door and then tried to fight me for my blanket. Don't even do that at my house or I will end you.
hahahahaha. Worst. Text. Ever.
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