You don't need id to drink rum in an alley.
how's this sound. You, me a box of pink franzia and a night full of possibilities in your basemen. I'll be me. You be you. And we'll see where it goes
i walked into the first stall,, but there was no paper, so i'm in the other one. a little kid is in the one without paper now and is making a lot of noise. curious how this'll turn out for him.
Listen, what he fails to understand is that the Olive Garden does not equal pussy.
they have a walk of shame score keeper on their fridge. I marked my tally for him on my way out..
If i spent $300 & took that thing home i would hate myself today.
You went around chanting "dinosaur period" and drinking tomato soup from the can.
I tried telling the cop that I don't do drugs, and that if he'd just take me home I could prove it by showing him my D.A.R.E. certificate.
Standards are awful. It's like living in the zombie apocalypse. You can only have sex with certain people
I blew him while watching the aristocats. There were singing cats in the background. I think he he hummed along at one point.
He smells like ham and a lifetime of poor choices
Wanna bang and Pregame work? I know you're the manager just promise to not fire me
He's ready to settle down, whereas I'm like "More shots please"
dude, shes trippin so bad. idk what shes on, she just told me she doesnt remember her name then proceeded to get in the shower clothed to try to "rinse off the high"
I'm SO high. And there is so much pudding in this car
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