I'm watching a show called "I didn't know I was pregnant" on TLC...Apparently this happens enough that there is a series
No. I still stand by my previous statement that nachos and tequila is the breakfast of champions.
I can die happy now, I have been kicked out of strip clubs on six different continents
some dude is stoned out of his mind in my calc class. just shouted that the teacher was a genius cause he got rid of so many numbers
so according the 72 facebook statuses i put up last night that i don't recall, i would say it was a success. how about you?
I'm just gonna ignore the fact that I have no pants on and find a way home. A good one-nighter never goes back for his pants.
No, I googled it. Apparently, male thongs are the next snuggy and a lot of guys love wearing them for the support.
She left me naked in my bed and without my phone I had her give me her phone number on the calculator on my laptop. It might be fake.
Because her vagina is one of those illusive black holes that leads to a parallel universe where he is king and the sea is made of beer! That is why they are together!
Omg do you remember last night you kept pointing to your vag asking who wants to play this like a fiddle hahaha
They were loudly fucking last night and there was way too much conversation involved. It wasn't even dirty talk, it was more like "your doing it wrong" talk
There is an unwrapped tampon, a condom, a rubber chicken and a slim Jim currently sitting on our dining room table.
Ugh I don't want to adult today. I need like a dozen more coffees. Or cookies. They're interchangeable.
So naked ping pong was a mistake... Looks like we were attacked by an octopus.
Replacing my paralegal is easy. Replacing my favorite office fuck toy is a totally different story. Damn him for wanting to better himself instead of being my manwhore
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