Don't be scared. It'll feel very good. And you'll be clean afterwards. I'm growling right now.
There's some strange man with hair that keeps talking to us. I'm scared.
This is how horror movies start. Going to bar with strange hair guy. He's paying. Bad idea?
Ditched hair man. Got free cab ride to market. Want food. I win.
so basically i'm the" little sister", he's the "big brother" and we just fucked
Listen, Pinot Grigio got me pregnant. It can get you a boyfriend.
My history teacher just took his shirt off cuz the classroom was to hot. And then he invited us all to join him.
i had to take off my light up shamrock necklaces, my professor was getting suspicious.
She is trying to turtle bite me and when I pull away she says just let it happen. Then she pulled a poptart out of nowhere
I had a dream about masturbating with toys I can't afford.
My sex life and finances are equally in shambles.
Do you know of any good hiding spots in the Atlanta area?
I have random bruises including my spine and visible bite marks on my neck. Thanksgiving car sex accomplished.
I reek of vagina.. My cab driver commented.
He pulled out a coupon for $2.50 off the crab cakes and expected us to share that as a meal. Is that the kind of person you really see me dating?
Well the term Party is used loosely in this situation. Since it will just be mom wine drunk and us eating chips with multiple dips.
The true debate: do I prioritize going to bed and getting more than six hours of sleep or do I prioritize washing out various grease, leaf bits, and jizz out of my hair
She should be a lawyer. She convinced her husband to give her a hall pass AFTER he walked in on her in bed with her ex-bf
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