did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
some girl just asked me how to spell unconscious. I really want to know what she was texting.
You were telling me to give my phone mouth to mouth so it wouldn't die.. Should i be worried for you?
I thought making out with his sister would be a great way of meeting him. But it backfired.
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PRINCE HARRY WAS AT WAL MART SO NEXT TIME YOU BITCH ABOUT GOING TO WAL MART REMEMBER THAT EVEN PRINCE HARRY GOES TO WAL MART.
You just kept walking around saying "my brain is soup" then sat on the kitchen counter washing your feet. You bit the guy that tried to help you down
His words said "save me", but his penis said "I'll take my chances"
How bad would it be if I asked him for my "ho ho ho" thong back? They're my fav christmas pair!
How bad is it I'm looking at his cock while waiting to see my therapist?
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There are no female cereal mascots. I just realized that in my drunken state... So sexist...
That's why you need to have them together. Katie started crying on the couch and she just gave her a tube of crackers and picked up a beer at the same time. She's like a goddess of making things chill
went out to hit golf balls, ended up doing splits at the bar. you're a bad influence.
Right in the middle of our simultaneous orgasms, he shouted "HAPPY NEW YEAR" ruining the intimacy
Bro I just got a hand job playing tiny wings.. Hell yea
I got so drunk last night that I was drunk in my dream. Good night
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