is it wrong that I prefer my women with low self esteem and a smidgen of an eating disorder?
Bad news is im a slut again. Good news is its with people ive been a slut with before.
She's holding my hand. I'm going to kill myself.
he let me wear his jacket and there was a magnum and a bowl in his pocket ... I think im in love
You know your high, when your chugging applesauce out of the jar with no utensils.
God I hope the gutter I die in is nice. You know, for a gutter.
I need to ask my mom where the drain cleaner is, but I'm afraid she'll ask why and the answer to that will just be "cum."
This isn't a because its valentines day booty call, it's a because your cock is phenomenal booty call that happens to be on valentines day..
By the way I peed in a mug last night cause you were in the bathroom and im pretty sure it is still in the kitchen.
I believe the question is can one ever have too many vibrators?
So we decided we're going to stop having sex...except for tonight. And probably tomorrow.
There's literally not a single picture of him with a shirt on. I can't talk to him without dislocating my eye balls.
He only has one ball. it was like fucking a cyclops.
Do dollar stores sell vibrators?
I'm listening to a women in metal station and wearing a flannel. I may have approached peak lesbian.
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