Hey cutie is the game almost over? I'm making dinner for us it'll be ready soon. Xox
You would rather make fucking dinner than watch a hockey game that rivals the epic-ness of miracle, the one of the biggest upsets in sport history? Babe I don't know if I can date a girl with such terrible priorities.
Springtime is officially here. I just used pool water to fill up the bong
Im going to need an iv of taco bell after this.
You yelled "GET TO DA CHOPPA" and burst through her screen door and disappeared into the night. With the goose.
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i had to take off my light up shamrock necklaces, my professor was getting suspicious.
how was ur day?
this is strictly sexting don't make small talk.
Land Before Time marathon. we drink every time littlefoot almost eats a treestar.
You used up your allotted blow job minutes for the month of April last night anyways
I just commented on the education level of his penis.
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your fridge is broken, your sock drawer is full of snow, and you flipped off the whole stadium on the big screen. I'd say it went well.
It's getting harder and harder to find People to carry her home
She shouldn't drink
I heard them banging and it sounded like he was trying to stuff a fucking coconut into her
Man, that hitchhiker cursed me.
At least your nickname is not Plunge Slut and that nickname is not in a published thesis work
He has a syndrome called asshole. And it flares up 24/7.
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