just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
Dude I'm telling you, conditioner is the best for jerking it in the shower. It feels great and afterwards everything is all smooth
We were gonna play Truth or Dare but like 10 minutes in we decided to get naked and play Dare or Get the fuck out.
no more duck duck goose at the bar
If he really loved his girlfriend then he'd wear a condom when he fucks me.
This is how I ended up being the slutty friend isn't it?
If the blood belongs to whoever dumped glitter all over my couch than the motherfucker got what was coming to them. If not, I hope they're ok.
Dude. Her vagina is a blender.
The bed I'm sleeping in has a headboard only handcuffs could love. I'm gonna pick up a local dude and wreck that.
Dave when you find that upper decker at your house its from me but its for Jill not you
So just what does one wear when attending a sex toy party with ones mother-in-law?
Jeans and a nice top.
As my straight cousin I need you to answer a question. Are the Astros a baseball team, and if so, are they good? This is flirting related and time-sensitive.
I hung my underwear from the tree in his front yard. Consider my territory marked.
Can you get snapchat back so I can show you all the places I threw up in/on last night?
I am so horny. It's like all the stress of finals week has relocated to my vagina.
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