Its like common courtesy of dating, the guy pays for the weed, just like dinner
I just heard these 2 kids from flint and Detroit arguing over whose economy is worse... It's really sad what passes for competition in Michigan these days
I mean if she was naked in my room I would talk to her
I hope my shame shaped pee stain outside your door goes away soon.
It's been a long time since I got "Talk about Glen's enormous penis" drunk
We need to get you laid. Or i fear you might explode like a firework of sexual innuendos and unfulfilled erotic fantasies.
Take a good hard look at your life. And the number of 18-20 year olds that you have made out with in the last 6 months... and then keep doing whatever the fuck you want.
He asked me if my princess crown was real and before I could say yes, he was already reaching to put it on. I'm pretending I'm asleep if he tries to have sex.
Worst walk of shame man. They had a fire drill at 7am, had to walk out of her all girl dorm wearing my Everday I'm Hustling sweater
On a scale from 1 to banned, how offensive do you think it would be to wish my vibrator happy Valentine's Day on various social media outlets?
I couldn't find any flowers so I brought her a cat.
Self reach around competition is what the Olympics has been missing all along. A true test of athleticism.
I used to sleep with a guy on the USA rugby team... He stole my credit card and my Hitman DVD. I'm more upset about the Hitman DVD..
You challenged a dog groomer that she couldn't cut human hair ... How's the shaved head
He gave me a brownie at the beginning of class and now I can't feel my face.
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