If you're missing hair this morning, i'm sorry in advance
If Bret Micheals dies..will VH1 have to go off the air?
He came in asked for the bathroom and came out 10 minutes later dripping wet took his redbull and left.
She had her laptop open and there was microsoft word opend and all was written was "no italianoo"
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
You grinded on me in Jimmy johns to a madonna song.
In honor of the internet blackout, I think everyone needs to change their Facebook pictures to ones of them being blacked out.
Eating my shrimp pasta on the porch with a 40, wearing a Hawaiian shirt, proclaiming "I GOT SCRIMPS." I just jumped the shark of college.
I have mastered the 3 minute room cleaning drill in preparation for the nights possible slam-piece
You know this who 'I show my love by being a total dick' thing is getting old, right?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I never woulda thought that back in kindergarten playong kickball that'd i'd be 24 getting plastered in front of the white house and winning a kickball championship in a young adult drinking league
but they dont look like handprints. looks like someone had a boxing match with my tits and my tits lost
There now exists video of me holding a (recently emptied) bottle of Russian Standard vodka, trying to sing the Russian national anthem.
He got in a shopping cart outside of home depot and insisted we push him down a flight of stairs. For science.
I named my Roomba after my pot dealer. I have a problem, don't i?
No it's like. I don't respect you. And I think you're a terrible person but. I still wanna bone it out.
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