so he expects you to be his vegas whore for the season. nice.
The 9th floor RA wants to know why we stacked 21 cinder blocks in the shower, and I can't remember. Do you?
The world is my kaleidiscope. I see whatever the alcohol wants me to.
Now you know for the next time you go in the basement to wear a helmet
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OUR DIABOLICAL SLUT PLAN HATH COMMENCED!
Let us bow our heads and pray that I don't throw up in the tub
I know the wedding is going to be a good time, I don't have to wear a bra with my dress
I hope so much that you got average or above average dick tonight because I wish you the best
i woke up this morning put my hand under the pillow and there was a banana there
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i spent most of my hangover doing the math to figure out the last of the alcohol would be metabolized from my system.
thank you pre-med degree.
DO NOT FUCK YOUR ENGAGED GAY NEIGHBOR!
Thinking and hoping ice cream is the answer to my problems
i forgot how loud opening a beer is in a house where your not allowed to drink
Remember that time we were together? Yeah, I don't miss that.
My shower turned into a bath, turned into me lying on the shower floor with the water running over me... That hung over..
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