i feel rough
just turned on the light, there is blood EVERYWHERE.
He then proceeded to try to whisper up my nose...
And my fence, why is part of it on the roof?
he passed out on the stove with a cup in his hand. yes the pictures are hilarious
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Technically this isn't a church so we could have been drinking this whole time.
triple team girl just facebook chatted me. do i tell her i had a nice time?
Seius question. Does a penis floar when ina baht? Must find out.
Wheres my essay?
You mean the vodka drenched shreds of paper taped all over the walls of the hallway?
He fingered me and now wants me to go get plan b because of it. WE'RE IN COLLEGE.
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The second time he came it projectile shot in my ear
We were in a spooning position and it shot all the way up. He was like sorry. Physics.
Oh no that was the time I did the walk of shame with no shoes
just chugging fertility tea and vodka, no big deal.
Its a holy bong. We had to bless the holy bong water.
The zombie version of you bit my friend's hand. No more zombie crawl for you. Not ever.
I just moved my 11am hair appointment to 8am so I could blackout at noon. Who am I?
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