She is totes cute on her twitter. Which totally sounds like a euphemism for coot.
..now you can marry chaz and be in cher's family..
yeah n i dont have to pretend to be into chicks to do it now...
I'm walking down the halls of our hotel and listening for sex noises and knocking when I do.
Y'know, without the cops, it would've just been us daydrinking,
when "blow-job jen" drunk dials you at 3 in the morning, you answer
i think that after ALREADY drinking that much, the tube shots may have been a bad idea.. i mean afterall, i did wake up and find my cell phone IN the bonfire the next morning.
she's traveling up the coast with her camera and a stash of pot cookies eating food from different campuses. said she slept in a closet 2 states away last nite... of course I'm interested
It'll just be like "PENIS HERE". In case you get lost.
I'd be careful with that one, she got 86'd from the family dollar while SOBER.
I'm hungover from arbor mist I'm so white
In other news there is a guy at my office who I'm pretty sure will be wearing someone's skin as a coat one day.
I don't want to flatter myself but after the way he was looking at me today I think it might be me.
The walk of shame is a lot easier when I'm at a music festival and it's 12 feet from his tent to my tent
You are living the dream.
He rubbed aloe on my sunburn while I blew him... could he be anymore perfect?
I FUCKED WHEELCHAIR DUDE
HE'S INTO WEIRD SHIT
GOOD KIND OF WEIRD SHIT
you were shouting "me peeing on him is the closest he'll EVER get to my vagina!"
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