People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
i'm at a stripclub and this bitch just lit her nipples on fire!
LETS GO REDSKINS!
Quit drinking and watching your DVR, it's wednesday.
We videoed ourselves having sex... I now know why I close my eyes during sex
Dude you should see the looks were getting for ordering a pitcher of beer with breakfast.
Well, I now know how many glasses of wine it takes for me to fuck my neighbor.
Well the "Blackout with your sack out" party turned out predictably.
how did we start talking about space blow jobs?
I blew him and did charles barkley impressions at the same time. what a pro
Can I bring home a duck? Dead serious
PS my house is a mess.
pps I have a rash on my face.
like, there should be nothing wrong with me wanting to watch you put on a bikini and roll around in a kiddie pool of jello
We're both fucking guys named Frank. Our friendship was meant to be.
What happened last night?
Lets just say you asked me a couple times if you had eyeballs..
I'm noticing I drink less and do fewer lines when I do both together.
Now that's what I call smart money management.
Randomize
