What you up to?
Having coffee. Getting eyefucked. Eyefucking.
Full throttle
Some guys are relationship guys. Not our niche.
i just made out with my boyfriends father...and so did jess
his balls ACTUALLY tasted like nuts
I was. I was trying to blow bubbles in the toilet after I threw up in it. They had to carry me everywhere. I lost a sock.
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He told me he finished so fast because he's a sprinter. I hate athletes who are really just pussies.
You kept saying thank you to the automatic toilet as it flushed your puke.
i don't think my dad can get all that mad since he got arrested for almost exactly the same thing last weekend
I poured myself a glass of chocolate chips at some point during the evening.
am i so blindsided by his great personality that i'm hooking up with an ugly guy?
i thought you knew
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Cant wait to drunkenly tell by kids that i banged their aunt katie in a weird threesome
I just wish I could congratulate your tits on how much I love seeing them
I respect the size of her balls.
Yeah but I don't respect the size of her anything else.
Teeth make me feel like a dinosaur. Can you feel yours?
How do I know if porn I have watched is haunted?
Did we smoke in a portapotty last night? And if so, do you think the brown stuff covering my body is actually dirt?
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