return my video game
I told him I had my daily dose of vitamin c so i wouldn't blow him
when a 14 year old is judging you, you know you've had too much to drink
ol I'll be okay, it's only a christmas party so the worst that could happen is I end up playing madden naked again
Satisfying Perfect Camera Moments
It's going to be great. They guy at the store said 3 shots and you won't be able to feel your face or stop smiling.
The hospital said it would be 'irresponsible' for them to allow people to book stomach pumps.
This is random, but did i give u a handjob in the middle of the night or was that a dream?
i just threw up in the porta potty. i am in no condition to be guarding anyone's life rite now.
I'm sitting by myself in my bra eating a waffle and drinking pineapple rum. gamedaaaayyyyyyy
This Dog Travel Carrier is a Must
Dude he's the best wing man ever. He starts creepin' on a woman, and she clings on to you out of fear.
Who are these men, what are we doing here, how is this helping us toward our goals of sex and pasta? Things to consider.
Happy Thanksgiving! Hope its not too awkward that your dad and your boyfriend are the same age.
This time last year, you were undressing me from my gecko costume and getting freaky in a public bathroom. Tough to top that New Years Eve.
all i've had to eat today is leftover bday cake and a shot of tequila.
welcome to college.
Before consuming her Waffle House she did a few deep breaths and cleared the table to "prepare herself for this"