I am doing a scientific study and i need a brief description of the underpants you are wearing
I just got a rly sharp new razor and was shaving down there...
you got so mad from losing a game of beerpong that you went into another room by yourself and practiced for an hour and a half.
going to the gym drunk. fuck whoever made basketball season and getting a spring break ready body in the same season.
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I returned the dress. When they asked for the reason for return I said, 'I don't deserve to wear white'.
Just drive me around campus, I will be able to smell their innocence.
He came into the hospital yelling "HEY EVERYBODY! REMEMBER ME?"
well that explains the french fry and ketchup packet rolled into the wasitband of my sweats. thank you drunk me.
Check out this gay circle: I've now hooked up with my ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend, and most recently my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend's ex-fling.
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Come to wine Wednesday bro. We have a fog machine
He's doing his thing where I don't know if he's alive until three in the afternoon so idk
If I just skip sleeping, does hangover still happen? Gonna try it. Will report back. StTAND BY
Only thing exciting about him was his dick.
I just got a robo call from the Addiction Help Line. Not sure how to take that.
He was like 120 lbs and 20 of that was penis