super hot butfun
Oops. What a difference a comma and a space make.
After she swallowed she let out a hurge burp. No BS. I'm the cock of the walk.
I think you have the wrong number. But at any rate, respect.
So he asked me last night if I would cheer him on while he masturbated...
why is there cat hair all over my deoderant?
she wanted to smell more freshershest than you.
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Did you ever get our sex tape out of the rental car before you returned it?
gay flight attendant. racoons. kegels. bartender with missing teeth. too many birthdays. fucckk.
You don't understand. He was so ginger that he could make red hair a dominant gene. And I refuse to torture my future spawn like that.
It's legal now for me to leave my boyfriend and marry you.
Morning! Im using your rent money to snort percocet.
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I apparently asked the cab driver to show us his dick and then he showed me a picture of his girlfriend
How do I put this... You're dating Ricky from Trailer Park Boys. Stop eye-fucking him and actually listen to what he says for once. He actually said "I self-learned that myself, basically" while rolling a joint. He's worse than your unskilled magician ex that accidentally cut off three of his own fingers
I just woke up and there was a condom wrapper stuck in my hair. This is my life.
Didn't you sleepover at your grandparents?
So our night ended with 6 cruisers, a fire truck, and an ambulance. Also, lots of blood. How was yours?
you made the house rule that every time you'd say "yay" everyone had to drink.
that explains so much
Im looking at the faintest of claw marks right now. I just fell in love all over again.
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