I hate your face
Partly cloudy chance of praying to the porcelin gods
i just realized that we are the poor version of bethenny and jill from real housewives... and I'm jill. this is a 6.5 on the depressing scale
at least we're not in new jersey
I hope God doesn't listen to everybody on a Saturday night.
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Just saw an Asian guy riding his razor scooter to class. Dreams do come true
To make up for the snow days we missed he's making us write a paper on alcoholism. It's like he knows.
Ja rule starts his prison sentence today #3475th reason we should drink tonight
you kept looking at stripers and saying " Go to College"
When I said tequila slammers would be the death of me, I didn't intend it to be today. Oh god.
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Um...It has come to my attention that I may have said some rather vulgar things about Sean Connery to you and anyone listening last night, so...I apologize for that. I meant the things I said. But still. Sorry.
I mean I kinda plunged vagina first into my last relationship
Dude just the look on his face when she sat down next to him, threw one leg over his, and just said "so..." was fucking amazing
I woke up with a bagel in my mouth, still ate it. Free breakfast
I bought 10 disposable adhesive bras and duct tape. If Home Depot can't help my breasts defy gravity, nothing will...
LMAO
I'm just so full of love and alcohol
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